Traditions That Last A Lifetime

We have a tradition, RocketBoy and I. It was inspired by Miss Piggy and it’s been going on two weeks now.

I believe it has staying power and will be incorporated into the family culture, passed down through the generations.

When it is bedtime, and steakums is going to put RocketBoy to sleep, RocketBoy grabs my hand and leads me to the threshold of his open bedroom door.

He then grabs the door, scrunches up his face, and in a gravely voice not unlike Tom Waits, says “Get out, Fungus Face!”

And then he slams the door on me.

It brings tears to my eyes, the sentimentality of it all.

Color me unsurprised.

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Serenity!

We, at long last, have seen Serenity.

joined and I at the Regal Hollywood 24.

It was awesome. It was a different movie than what I expected. Darker, emotionally exhausting. But still well written and witty. Well worth the wait.

Can’t wait for Serenity II: Beyond Thunderdome.