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21:18 ‘s daughter says, “Hey Wicked Witch, watch out! I’m cute and smart.” #

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12:21 saw snow in the mountains around El Paso, but couldn’t convince anyone to play hookey from the factory and go skiing. #

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17:53 is everywhere you want to be. #

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16:11 knows now that it is very important to give his mother the security alarm code when she is visiting. #

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13:24 has four hungry children and a crop in the field. #

10:03 starstruck someone outside an elementary school. No body parts were signed, though. #

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12:25 has a pocket full of Kryptonite. #

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14:09 ‘s other car is a Time Kitten. #

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21:03 ‘s house smells like science. For you liberal arts majors, science smells almost exactly like vinegar and baking soda. #

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08:52 never made any money for savin’ the world from Solomon Grundy. #

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08:46 was up later than is prudent taming a Jaunty Jackalope. #

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