S: Dad, I need to change my pajamas, I got milk on them.
Me: Okay. Go ahead.
S: But I can’t walk.
Me: Why not?
S: Because I’m pretending I’m a trophy.
S: Dad, I need to change my pajamas, I got milk on them.
Me: Okay. Go ahead.
S: But I can’t walk.
Me: Why not?
S: Because I’m pretending I’m a trophy.