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Monthly Archives: May 2010
ElectricRocket can tell you that music soothes the savage beast. And by “music”, he means “Ghostbusters.” And by “beast”, he means “daughter”. And by “sooth”, he means “not scream quite as loud.”
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ElectricRocket has done the research and can tell you that blondes have 0.8% more fun. (Margin of error: 1.3%)
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ElectricRocket is what separates us from the animals.
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ElectricRocket: “Daddy,” she said, with big doe eyes, “You have worked hard building this bed for my brother, and I think you should take a break, and take me to the pool.” “You had me at Daddy,” I replied.
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ElectricRocket has got the hang of Thursdays.
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ElectricRocket saw a school bus for sale for $2,800. Who wants to go in on it with him and deck it out like Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem?
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ElectricRocket doesn’t remember what these keys on his keychain are for.
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ElectricRocket proclaims that the (Stone) mountain might’ve got him, but the law never will.
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