Scout: “When I grow up, I’m going to be president because, because, well… because… I mean, it’s not like people won’t be *allowed* to wear clothes…but…”
Me: Okay, this is the chapter where we meet Marvin the Paranoid Android. He’s one of the most beloved characters in Science Fiction.
RB: ‘Kay. Go.
RB: Umm. Dad? Isn’t he just pretty much Eeyore?
Me: Well, yeah, but… metal and… British accent…
RB: [unimpressed silence]
Me: Go to bed.