Ro to the cket to the Boy!
Hey, you are totally Facebook-famous with today’s pictures of you masterfully riding a horse, wearing your blue Mondamin shirt! Now everybody wants to go to camp with you. Way to own that equine!
Today is Wednesday, and assuming we can take care of this new issue we have (described below), we should be up Sunday. If there’s anything you need, you should probably get a letter out Thursday! We may or may not get it in time… But I’m sure you’re doing pretty well with what you have. I see in the camp store records that you have a new hackie-sack, ping-pong ball, a disposable camera, and a bandana, and still with plenty of money left. Mom requests you wear the bandana so she can see you in it in the pictures. She likes bandanas.
Things have taken a turn for the weird here. You’ll remember we were dealing with a Ninja infestation here. Well, Scout borrowed some radioactive material from the theater camp she’s doing this week, and fed it to the guinea pigs. The thought was that they would become super-hero-guinea-pigs that could take care of the ninjas, but actually they turned into deranged, mutant, super-powered monsters with an insatiable need for lots and lots of lettuce. They’ve taken over the house, so we’re back to living in our tree from before. Luckily, I still had the carved-wood computer so I can check for camp pictures and send this email.
On the plus side, the ninjas are also out of the house. On the downside, they’re living in the tree with us.
So, just us and the ninjas, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I… wait, no. Never mind.
So, some jokes:
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of guinea pigs. He pulls the guy over and says…
“You can’t drive around with guinea pigs in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.”
The guy says “OK”… and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of guinea pigs, and they’re all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands…
“I thought I told you to take these guinea pigs to the zoo yesterday?”
The guy replies…
“I did . . . today I’m taking them to the beach!”
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a guinea pig sitting next to him.
“Are you a guinea pig?” asked the man, surprised.
“Yes.”
“What are you doing at the movies?”
The guinea pig replied, “Well, I liked the book.”
Q: When does a guinea pig go “moo”?
A: When it is learning a new language!
Q: What do you call a guinea pig that can pick up an elephant ?
A: Sir!
185 guinea pigs walk into a bar. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, we don’t serve guinea pigs here.”
The 185 guinea pigs reply, “But we just wanted some whiiiine!”
185 guinea pigs walk into a bar. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, we don’t serve guinea pigs here.”
The 185 guinea pigs reply, “Aw, c’mon, just lettuce stay!”
Guinea ascii art!
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That’s all for today. I’ve got to get to work on an anti-radioactive drug for the pigs.
Love,
Dad, Mom, Scout, Sammy and the monsters.