At Least It Was Just The Keyboard

Me: Why is my keyboard really sticky?
Scout: Oh yeah, I spilled Sprite all over it.
Me: There’s a puddle of soda underneath it. It’s actually dripping.
Scout: I was going to clean it, but I didn’t want to accidentally hit a key and delete something.
Me: It’s stopped working.
Scout: Also, watch your feet. I don’t think I got all the glass up.