Evolution of the Onion

Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55807

“If Earth’s species were meant to change over successive generations through physical modifications resulting from the adaptation to environmental challenges, then God would have given them the genetic predisposition to select mates and reproduce based on their favorable heritable traits and their ability to thrive under changing conditions so that these advantageous qualities would be passed down and eventually encoded into the DNA of each generation of offspring,”Olathe public school teacher and creationist Joyce Eckhardt said. “It’s just not natural.”

Brilliant.