{"id":1085,"date":"2009-05-10T12:05:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-10T12:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=1085"},"modified":"2025-04-24T17:53:05","modified_gmt":"2025-04-24T17:53:05","slug":"electrictweets-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=1085","title":{"rendered":"ElectricTweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Electricrocket&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"loudtwitter\"><em>21:43<\/em> is alone with three kids while his wife goes on a bizarre 9pm clothes shopping trip. Happy Mother&#8217;s Day! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/electricrocket\/statuses\/1751123903\">#<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"loudtwitter\"><em>21:44<\/em> @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/redvelvetcakes\">RedVelvetCakes<\/a>: that&#8217;s what my Red Cross card says.  I have no reason to distrust the Red Cross. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/electricrocket\/statuses\/1751131698\">#<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Automatically shipped by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.loudtwitter.com\">LoudTwitter<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Electricrocket&#8230; 21:43 is alone with three kids while his wife goes on a bizarre 9pm clothes shopping trip. Happy Mother&#8217;s Day! # 21:44 @RedVelvetCakes: that&#8217;s what my Red Cross card says. I have no reason to distrust the Red Cross. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=1085\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[469],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1085","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1085"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1085\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3629,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1085\/revisions\/3629"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}