{"id":109,"date":"2004-07-12T21:47:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-12T21:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=109"},"modified":"2004-07-12T21:47:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-12T21:47:00","slug":"water-always-seemed-so-simple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=109","title":{"rendered":"Water always seemed so simple&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve chronicled my exploits with the water company a bit earlier, but to sum up:  we didn&#8217;t get a bill for the first four months we were in this here new house, and then they shut us off, and I had to pay $29, presumably the debt owed, to get it back on.<\/p>\n<p>So, I had pretty much assumed that $29 for four months would be about the right amount.  I&#8217;ve never had to pay for water, I have no concept of what it costs if it doesn&#8217;t come bottled from the grocery and labeled NAIVE backwards.<\/p>\n<p>Recently, we received the bimonthly bill&#8230; for $222!  Shocked, I put it on my little bill keeper thingy, and went into denial for a couple weeks.<\/p>\n<p>Then tonight, I started going through the monthly bills, and paid the $222 through online billpay.<\/p>\n<p>But when I got to the bottom of my bill stack, there was a late notice from the water company.  (I was, in fact, 4 days late as of today).   But the odd bit is, the bill was for $146!<\/p>\n<p>So confused.  So very, very confused.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m gonna go get me a divining stick and start diggin&#8217; a well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve chronicled my exploits with the water company a bit earlier, but to sum up: we didn&#8217;t get a bill for the first four months we were in this here new house, and then they shut us off, and I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=109\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}