{"id":111,"date":"2004-07-14T09:47:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-14T09:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=111"},"modified":"2004-07-14T09:47:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-14T09:47:00","slug":"cell-mate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=111","title":{"rendered":"Cell mate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Er. Um.<\/p>\n<p>So I was sitting here tap-tap-tapping away on the keyboard, when I hear in the distance one of those ever-present phone messages&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><i>The number you have reached is not in service.  Please hang up, check the number and try again.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I am in a cube farm, so it is not uncommon to hear telephone noises on speakerphone wafting o&#8217;er the dividers.  I figured the owner of the phone in question would, indeed, hang up and try again.<\/p>\n<p>Except they didn&#8217;t.  For a full 2 and a half minutes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><i>The number you have reached is not in service.  Please hang up, check the number and try again.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m thinking, that is <i>ridiculous<\/i>, why on earth would you sit and listen to that message for that long?  Perhaps they walked out of their cube, forgetting to hang up?  How rude can you be?<\/p>\n<p>It was then that I realized it was coming from the cellphone in my pocket.<\/p>\n<p>Er. Um.<\/p>\n<p>Heheh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Er. Um. So I was sitting here tap-tap-tapping away on the keyboard, when I hear in the distance one of those ever-present phone messages&#8230; The number you have reached is not in service. Please hang up, check the number and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=111\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}