{"id":115,"date":"2004-07-16T15:41:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-16T15:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=115"},"modified":"2004-07-16T15:41:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-16T15:41:00","slug":"some-things-i-know-now-that-i-didnt-know-before","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=115","title":{"rendered":"Some Things I Know Now, That I Didn&#8217;t Know Before."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is a complex network of spying going on in the animal\/human world, beginning with the Brown bear seeing the Red Bird looking at him.<\/p>\n<p>Baby&#8217;s bellybutton is under her shirt, but that in no way contradicts the fact that baby&#8217;s feet are behind the cat.<\/p>\n<p>Some aliens are dirty, some aliens are clean, some aliens are nice, and the alien with the lobsterclaw hands is mean.<\/p>\n<p>Ball.  <i>Basket<\/i>ball.<\/p>\n<p>The ostrich has Pip&#8217;s paintbrush, and inexplicably there is a chicken in the engine.<\/p>\n<p>Both Popi and Pip, though they come from entirely different countries, different species and totally separate books, like to rest at the end of a busy day.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re never gonna keep those Philadelphia Chickens down on the farm.<\/p>\n<p>Zapato is Spanish for shoe.  Actually, I probably knew this one.  But Zapato is fun to say.<\/p>\n<p>Dozy, Dozy dinosaur sleeps and eats and not much more.<\/p>\n<p>Butterflies go to sleep, but ladybugs hang with their friends.<\/p>\n<p>Moon rhymes with moon, though I think it&#8217;s stretching things a bit.  Also, anthropomorphic rabbits keep kittens as pets.<\/p>\n<p>The cow goes &#8220;booo booo&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Some spiders are completely socially inept, and in fact somewhat offensive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is a complex network of spying going on in the animal\/human world, beginning with the Brown bear seeing the Red Bird looking at him. Baby&#8217;s bellybutton is under her shirt, but that in no way contradicts the fact that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=115\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}