{"id":119,"date":"2004-07-20T12:19:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-20T12:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=119"},"modified":"2004-07-20T12:19:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-20T12:19:00","slug":"meme-du-s","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=119","title":{"rendered":"Meme du S."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/travellight\/96765.html\">Inspired<\/a> by <lj user=travellight>:<\/p>\n<p><b>If you were a religion, what would&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>belief in you be called<\/b>:<br \/>\nSouthern Rocketist<\/p>\n<p><b>Central tenants or commandments<\/b>:<br \/>\n1. If an deed done by thee be less than virtuous, thou shalt admit so to yourself rather than rationalize it away.<br \/>\n2. Thou shalt not use the name of Skyline Chili in vain.<br \/>\n3. Thou shalt patiently explain to the phillistines that <i>Joe Vs. The Volcano<\/i> is a fairy tale of the highest order, and should be respected as such, regardless of what Tom Hanks himself may think.<br \/>\n4. There are always Worse Things.<br \/>\n5. The only things thou haveth to fear are fear itself, and bears.<br \/>\n6. Thou shalt not be Complacent.<br \/>\n7. Thou shalt make it up as thy go along, except where money is concerned, in which case Thou Shalt Plan.<br \/>\n8. Thou shalt not hold thyself to thy childhood dreams of being a stuntman, if thou hast changed thy mind.<br \/>\n9. Thou shalt put thine self in thy brother&#8217;s shoes.<br \/>\n10. Thou shalt think of a 10th commandment.<\/p>\n<p><b>Quintessential Hymn(s)<\/b>:<br \/>\n<i>Lean On Me<\/i><br \/>\nThe works of Lyle Lovett, especially <i>Here I Am<\/i><br \/>\nThe works of the Crash Test Dummies<br \/>\nThe works of the Bare Naked Ladies<br \/>\nAny swing music<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Inspired by : If you were a religion, what would&#8230; belief in you be called: Southern Rocketist Central tenants or commandments: 1. If an deed done by thee be less than virtuous, thou shalt admit so to yourself rather than &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=119\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}