Someday, when I have the time and resources I will go to the headquarters of each of the companies in the world that make Adware.<\/p>\n
I will find the CEO of those companies.<\/p>\n
I will stand in front of them with a little cardboard sign made to look like a dialog box. The dialog box will read:<\/p>\n
“WE HAVE DETECTED THAT YOU NEED TO BE PUNCHED IN THE NOSE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE NOSE? [YES] [NO]”<\/p>\n
I will follow them around and pester them with my dialog box until they finally press one of the buttons.<\/p>\n
No matter which button they choose, I will punch them in the nose.<\/p>\n
Hard.<\/p>\n
Again and again.<\/p>\n
Until they are dead.<\/p>\n
And then I will say to their lifeless bodies:<\/p>\n
“Would you like to uninstall me? TOUGH SHIT.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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