{"id":310,"date":"2004-10-01T09:57:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-01T09:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=310"},"modified":"2025-04-24T17:46:16","modified_gmt":"2025-04-24T17:46:16","slug":"book-log-running-with-scissors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=310","title":{"rendered":"Book Log &#8211; Running With Scissors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Running With Scissors: a memoir<\/i> by Augusten Burroughs<\/p>\n<p>Well, <i>that<\/i> was an odd childhood.<\/p>\n<p>My favorite scene in this book is when teenagers Augusten and his &#8220;sister&#8221; (it&#8217;s complicated) decide the ceiling in the kitchen is too low, so they rip it out.  Then they decide it&#8217;s too dark, so they cut out a skylight in the roof, and use one of the side house windows to fill it, only it&#8217;s 12 inches too short.  When the &#8220;father&#8221; comes into the kitchen in the morning, he steps over the rubble, makes coffee and says, &#8220;that&#8217;s quite a project you&#8217;ve got going.&#8221;  They hit him up for a couple hundred dollars to finish the project, which they spend on beer.  Nice.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d heard that this story was disturbing, but I wasn&#8217;t particularly disturbed.  It was an odd childhood, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Running With Scissors: a memoir by Augusten Burroughs Well, that was an odd childhood. My favorite scene in this book is when teenagers Augusten and his &#8220;sister&#8221; (it&#8217;s complicated) decide the ceiling in the kitchen is too low, so they &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=310\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[481,513],"tags":[48],"class_list":["post-310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-log","category-books","tag-book-log-2004"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=310"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3516,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions\/3516"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}