{"id":349,"date":"2005-10-14T20:37:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-14T20:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=349"},"modified":"2005-10-14T20:37:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-14T20:37:00","slug":"color-me-unsurprised","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=349","title":{"rendered":"Color me unsurprised."},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n
The Perfect Life<\/b><\/font>
Your life has been 9% difficult. <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nBased on your family, money, political context, and personal situation
\n— during the important years of your development — it appears your
\nlife was PERFECT<\/b>. What does this mean?<\/p>\n

Well, the “difficulty” of your life is a measure of how rough you had
\nit. Relative to the world, you had a perfect childhood, with a pretty
\nstable family and financial situation.<\/p>\n

I’m not sure what “success” means to you, but whatever it is, you should<\/i> achieve it. If you don’t, it’s probably out of laziness.\n<\/td>\n

\n \n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

I have a new test!<\/b> Straight males and gay\/bi females, check out my brand new How Low Are Your Sex Standards Test<\/a> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender<\/i>:<\/p>\n
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\"free<\/a><\/td>\n\"free<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 2%<\/b> on difficult<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n

<\/span> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n\n\n
Link: The How Difficult Is Your Life Test<\/a> written by chicken_pot_pie<\/a> on Ok Cupid<\/a>, home of the 32-Type Dating Test<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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