{"id":379,"date":"2006-01-15T01:32:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-15T01:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=379"},"modified":"2006-01-15T01:32:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-15T01:32:00","slug":"monsters-above-the-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=379","title":{"rendered":"Monsters Above the Bed"},"content":{"rendered":"

The problem with the Monster Energy Drink that Dad’s sells, aside from the apalling taste, is that I can’t find the precise amount to drink that gives me the boost I need to get through a 10:30pm improv show, but not keep me wide awake until 1:30am.<\/p>\n

*taps fingers*<\/p>\n

So… how is everyone?<\/p>\n

*crickets*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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