{"id":411,"date":"2006-02-15T21:38:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-15T21:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=411"},"modified":"2006-02-15T21:38:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-15T21:38:00","slug":"stolen-from-jsaint-who-should-never-date-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=411","title":{"rendered":"Stolen from jsaint, who should never date me."},"content":{"rendered":"<table cellpadding=5>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<table>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"600\" valign=\"top\" width=\"255\"> <img decoding=\"async\" border=1 src=\"http:\/\/is3.okcupid.com\/graphics\/persons\/DGLMm.gif\" name=\"thebigpicture3\">     <\/td>\n<td>   <\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"> <center> <font size=\"5\">The Gentleman<\/font><br \/> <font size=\"4\"> <b>D<\/b>eliberate<font shmolor=\"white\"> <\/font><b>G<\/b>entle<font shmolor=\"white\"> <\/font><b>L<\/b>ove<font shmolor=\"white\"> <\/font><b>M<\/b>aster (<font shmolor=\"red\">DGLMm<\/font>)<\/font><\/p>\n<p> <\/center>     Steady &#038; mature. You are <b>The Gentleman<\/b>. <\/p>\n<p>     For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you&#8217;re their man. You&#8217;re sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you&#8217;re experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you&#8217;re classic &#8220;marrying material,&#8221; a prize in the eyes of many. <\/p>\n<p>     It&#8217;s possible that behind it all, you&#8217;re a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you&#8217;re fundamentally <font shmolor=\"blue\">sex-driven<\/font>. You&#8217;re a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you&#8217;re like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time. <\/p>\n<p> <center> <\/p>\n<table align=\"right\" bgshmolor=\"#bbbbbb\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"5\" cellspacing=\"1\">\n<tbody>\n<tr height=\"20\">\n<td align=\"center\" bgshmolor=\"#eeeeee\"> <span class=\"tiny\"> Your exact opposite:<br \/> <b>The Last Man on Earth<\/b><br \/> <img decoding=\"async\" border=1 src=\"http:\/\/is3.okcupid.com\/graphics\/persons\/RBSDm_thumb.gif\" hspace=\"3\" vspace=\"7\"><br \/> Random<font shmolor=\"white\"> <\/font>Brutal<font shmolor=\"white\"> <\/font>Sex<font shmolor=\"white\"> <\/font>Dreamer<br \/> <\/span> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p> <\/center>     Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the <b>The Battleaxe<\/b> at all fucking costs.<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" border=1 src=\"http:\/\/is3.okcupid.com\/graphics\/square.gif\"> <\/p>\n<p><font shmolor=\"blue\">CONSIDER<\/font>: <b>The Maid of Honor<\/b>, someone just like you. <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Link: <a href='http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/oktest3'><b>The 32-Type Dating Test<\/b><\/a> by <a href='http:\/\/www.okcupid.com'><b><b>OkCupid<\/b> &#8211; Free Online Dating<\/b><\/a>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Gentleman Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm) Steady &#038; mature. You are The Gentleman. For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you&#8217;re their man. You&#8217;re sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=411\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=411"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}