Because my company recently added Monday as a company holiday in an attempt to improve morale, for the first time I will have a day off when neither Roan nor Stacey do. And I will use it to remove a source of stress and disgust in my life: namely, the pantry.<\/p>\n
I plan on turning 24.25 ft2<\/sup> of mostly unusable, how-long-has-that-can-of-onion-soup-been-back-there shelf space into an efficent, 27.6 ft2<\/sup> of pure ergonomic feng shui wonderfullness.<\/p>\n For the mathematically inclined, that’s a better than 13% increase in total shelf space, and probably a 50% increase in easily usable space. Everything will be in plain siight, instead of hidden behind the peanut butter.<\/p>\n Martha Stewart can bite me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Because my company recently added Monday as a company holiday in an attempt to improve morale, for the first time I will have a day off when neither Roan nor Stacey do. And I will use it to remove a … Continue reading