{"id":456,"date":"2006-04-11T14:51:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-11T14:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=456"},"modified":"2006-04-11T14:51:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-11T14:51:00","slug":"how-to-open-a-locked-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=456","title":{"rendered":"How to Open a Locked Car"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. Have a coworker who drives an identical model black 1997 Honda Civic as<br \/>\nyou do.  (I don&#8217;t know if the color matters, but best to be sure)<\/p>\n<p>2. Have him jiggle his key in your lock.<\/p>\n<p>3. Open the door.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Have a coworker who drives an identical model black 1997 Honda Civic as you do. (I don&#8217;t know if the color matters, but best to be sure) 2. Have him jiggle his key in your lock. 3. Open the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=456\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[132],"class_list":["post-456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=456"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}