{"id":537,"date":"2006-07-09T21:28:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-09T21:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=537"},"modified":"2006-07-09T21:28:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-09T21:28:00","slug":"behind-closed-doors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=537","title":{"rendered":"Behind Closed Doors&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; is where we&#8217;d like our stuff to be.<\/p>\n<p>We live in a 1959 house, and I believe all the closets have the original metal bifold doors.  <\/p>\n<p>I have always hated bifold doors.  We had them in the house I grew up in, and they never, ever, EVER worked right. They always came off the track, or got jammed, or fell out of the frame completely.<\/p>\n<p>I hate bifold doors.  And the ones in our current house are no exception.<\/p>\n<p>Basically, if I have a closet with bifold doors, it simply won&#8217;t get used for everyday storage.  Anything put in there is likely to stay in there, because I haven&#8217;t the gumption to try to open the door, get it out, and close them again because of the sheer volume of effort and cursing involved.  I&#8217;m more likely to go out and buy a new whatever-it-was.  Which is probably why we have three camcorder tripods and one camcorder.<\/p>\n<p>One of the laundry room doors broke completely a while back, and I replaced it with the one from our bedroom closet.  I like this scenario, because now I can use the closet.  But someday, I&#8217;m going to have to replace it.<\/p>\n<p>The point of this rant, aside from expressing my hatred of bifold doors<sup>1<\/sup>, is to ask if anyone knows of a good place to get odd-size closet doors, either online or off.  We&#8217;ve been to Lowes, and they do not have 93&#8243; high closet doors.  They can&#8217;t even special order them; They&#8217;re not in their catalog.  The best the man could suggest was to go to a lumber yard and have some custom made, which we may yet try.<\/p>\n<p>All my websearches have turned up are high-end custom-carved hardwood doors or other expensive-as-hell options.  We just need some 93&#8243; high, hollow, wood, cheap-o doors of the non-bifold variety, of various widths.  <\/p>\n<p>Alternatively, I wouldn&#8217;t mind holographic doors, or perhaps force fields.<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-2\"><sup>1<\/sup>which is intense, I assure you.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; is where we&#8217;d like our stuff to be. We live in a 1959 house, and I believe all the closets have the original metal bifold doors. I have always hated bifold doors. We had them in the house I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=537\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[178],"class_list":["post-537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-closet-doors"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=537"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}