{"id":544,"date":"2006-07-25T12:18:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-25T12:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=544"},"modified":"2006-07-25T12:18:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-25T12:18:00","slug":"smile-or-rather-dont","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=544","title":{"rendered":"Smile!  Or rather, don&#8217;t."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to Wolf Photo to get some passport photos taken just now.<\/p>\n<p>I was unaware, but the woman who took my photo<sup>1<\/sup> said you&#8217;re not allowed to smile in a passport photo.  I tend not to smile for posed photos anyway because I just have trouble doing it.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder why that rule exists.<\/p>\n<p>Afterwards (and because apparently I hate myself), I stopped by a fast food chain to grab a quick lunch.  Both the person who took my money and the person who gave me my food said &#8220;See you tomorrow!&#8221; <\/p>\n<p> Presumptuous!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br \/>\n<font size=\"-2\"><sup>1<\/sup> who,  for no reason I can put my finger on, reminded me of <lj user=jaysaint>.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to Wolf Photo to get some passport photos taken just now. I was unaware, but the woman who took my photo1 said you&#8217;re not allowed to smile in a passport photo. I tend not to smile for posed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=544\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[185,184],"class_list":["post-544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-fast-food","tag-passport"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=544"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}