So, yesterday, Rocketbro was out running errands and stopped by the do-it-yourself car wash. <\/p>\n
When he got home, the outside of his car was so nice, he decided to do the inside… vacuuming and 409ing and so forth.<\/p>\n
He was on such a roll, that he then proceeded to vacuum out Stacey’s car, thus destroying a local tourist attraction1<\/sup>.<\/p>\n Crazed and delusional to the point of losing his sense of self preservation, he went on to spit-shine the inside of my<\/i> car.<\/p>\n Inside, his diligence guilted or inspired (hard to tell which) All of which to say is I <3 my brother, and I'm considering somehow trashing his credit so he can't afford to buy a house and move out.\n\n\n\n\n1<\/sup> Atlanta’s Largest Collection of Dropped Goldfish Crackers. So, yesterday, Rocketbro was out running errands and stopped by the do-it-yourself car wash. When he got home, the outside of his car was so nice, he decided to do the inside… vacuuming and 409ing and so forth. He was … Continue reading
\n2<\/sup> Hey, I was sick. This was a big contribution for me.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"