{"id":703,"date":"2007-04-15T01:23:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-15T01:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=703"},"modified":"2007-04-15T01:23:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-15T01:23:00","slug":"why-we-lost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=703","title":{"rendered":"Why We Lost"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight, in TheatreSports, the opposing team beat us 74 to 36.<\/p>\n<p>Sure, they played a better game than we did, but I believe the real reason is that they named their team &#8220;The Don Nappy-Haired Hos&#8221;.  <\/p>\n<p>They even held a moment of silence for Don Ho (though not for Imus).<\/p>\n<p>I mean&#8230; really.  Who can compete with a double super-relevant pop culture reference pun?<\/p>\n<p>Not us, I tell you&#8230; not Team Nostrildamus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight, in TheatreSports, the opposing team beat us 74 to 36. Sure, they played a better game than we did, but I believe the real reason is that they named their team &#8220;The Don Nappy-Haired Hos&#8221;. They even held a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=703\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[266],"class_list":["post-703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-theatersports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=703"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/703\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}