{"id":83,"date":"2004-06-08T08:52:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-08T08:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=83"},"modified":"2004-06-08T08:52:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-08T08:52:00","slug":"just-the-greatest-insult","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=83","title":{"rendered":"Just the greatest insult"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From a Fool Board.  I don&#8217;t even know what the conversation was about, but this is just a great, snarky comeback to whatever they&#8217;re arguing about:<\/p>\n<p><i>RJ SUX!! DK RULEZZZ! YO MAMA PLAYZ WITH MY JOYSTICK!!<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Pardon me Mr Knife (if that is your real name),<\/p>\n<p>I would like to draw your attention to the fact that your abilities are of an extraordinarily low standard, even by the already low standards of a certain commonly-ridiculed ethnic group to which I infer you belong. Indeed, your competence is so demonstrably lacking as to allow me to draw certain conclusions regarding your sexual orientation and the size of your reproductive organ. It is my considered opinion that any attempt to pit your underdeveloped faculties against my demonstrably and unquestionably far superior talents would cause you to lament copiously in the manner of a young child of the female gender, and retreat to your place of residence to seek solace with a member of your immediate family on the maternal side. You would do well to heed my words on this subject, you perpetrator of incestuous acts.<\/p>\n<p>Respectfully,<\/p>\n<p>FogChicken<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From a Fool Board. I don&#8217;t even know what the conversation was about, but this is just a great, snarky comeback to whatever they&#8217;re arguing about: RJ SUX!! DK RULEZZZ! YO MAMA PLAYZ WITH MY JOYSTICK!! Pardon me Mr Knife &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=83\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}