{"id":837,"date":"2007-11-21T13:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-21T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=837"},"modified":"2007-11-21T13:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-21T13:00:00","slug":"modern-home-economics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=837","title":{"rendered":"Modern Home Economics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was just reading a post in <a href=\"http:\/\/dooce.com\/\">dooce.com<\/a>, which I heartily recommend, and read a line that said &#8220;&#8230;blast on the stereo while unloading the dishwasher.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Only I thought it said &#8220;&#8230;<i>uploading<\/i> the dishwasher.&#8221;  And I decided from that point on, I would refer to it as uploading and downloading the dishes from or to the dishwasher.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I can&#8217;t wait to get home and download a Coke from the fridge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was just reading a post in dooce.com, which I heartily recommend, and read a line that said &#8220;&#8230;blast on the stereo while unloading the dishwasher.&#8221; Only I thought it said &#8220;&#8230;uploading the dishwasher.&#8221; And I decided from that point &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/?p=837\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[365,366],"class_list":["post-837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dooce","tag-technobabble"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=837"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/837\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/journal.electric-rocket.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}