Electricrocket…

10:43 has stimulated the economy. You’re welcome. #

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12:46 is not gonna eat today. Furthermore, is not going to eat tomorrow. Hence, gonna be a supermodel. #

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15:42 don’t need money, don’t need fame. Furthermore, don’t need no credit card to ride that train. #

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15:34 has a date in Constantinople; She’ll be waiting in Istanbul. #

19:18 ‘s 2 year old daughter is riding a scooter in high heels. One of those tomboy/girly-girls you hear so much about these days. #

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13:15 has been practicing a really ridiculous play in Spanish. #

08:34 doesn’t feel right calling a kickball that’s never been inflated “deflated”. Neverflated? preflated? Can’t Believe It’s Not Flated? #

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13:52 knows there’s nothing like a lazy, rainy sunday aftern– WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE DOG? THAT’S NOT HOW WE USE A HULA HOOP! OR DUCT TAPE! #

11:13 will be back, after these messages. #

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19:51 is brought to you by the letters A, Q and Z, and the number 2. #

12:00 asks the Secret Society that controls the weather to back off the Atlanta thunderstorms a bit this evening so that I may return from Mexico. #

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16:10 is about 60% sure it isn’t his fault. #

17:37 is 100% sure it isn’t his fault. #

18:58 can get the job, but can he DO the job? He’s not arguing that with you. #

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15:29 is bored, which doesn’t seem noteworthy, but trust him: it is. #

11:42 thinks a) you have an act, and b) NOT having an act is your act. #

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15:32 dined at IHOP, then crossed the border into Juarez in a beat up van. He IS glamor distilled into human form. #

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