Electricrocket…

21:53 is void where prohibited. #

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12:34 has tomato sauce splatters on his shirt. It’s okay to be jealous. #

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13:23 found out he’s going to be an uncle instead of an aunt. #

19:59 has determined, after some cursory research, that he can destroy his child’s reading ability by ether sight words or phonics, his choice. #

10:27 has his ticket for MacHomer, the one man show of MacBeth as interpreted by 50 characters from The Simpsons. That’s right: I’m cultured. #

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Electricrocket…

14:20 is solipsistic. #

08:44 is discombobulated and higgledy-piggledy, with a side of cattywumpus. #

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19:13 is befuddled by the pluperfect subjunctive, AKA pasado perfecto subjuntivo. #

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Electricrocket…

12:05 knows something you don’t know. #

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23:22 has some nerve. #

07:40 notes that the current Scary-Go-Round storyline just got a bit problematic, what with MJ dying and all. www.scarygoround.com/ #

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12:37 @RedVelvetCakes: Someone must have said its name three times. #

13:19 is at times disturbed by the number of arguments he loses with his 6 year old son. #

06:41 wrenched his back pretty bad doing laundry. Manly on many levels. #

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Electricrocket…

08:48 thinks you’ve got what it takes, kid. #

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13:33 thinks being a father is exhausting. Thank goodness he only has to do it one day a year… #

10:31 has your best interests at heart. #

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