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09:58 wants to know if he can borrow a cup of funny. #

09:59 @RedVelvetCakes: Yes, if I were to be tested for positive, it would come back negative. #

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21:43 is alone with three kids while his wife goes on a bizarre 9pm clothes shopping trip. Happy Mother’s Day! #

21:44 @RedVelvetCakes: that’s what my Red Cross card says. I have no reason to distrust the Red Cross. #

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00:27 was Scandal!ized. #

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08:10 loves the smell of spray-on sunscreen in the morning. T minus 1 day until the pool opens. #

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14:48 is O negative. #

08:14 just put 11.99 gallons of gas in his 12.1 gallon tank. Probably shouldn’t cut it so close next time. #

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13:11 cud hid tongue on a Winthogween Lithethaber. Whath that abou’? #

13:11 @gaskins27: maybe you’re just getting tall. #

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08:28 is an idea too beautiful to exist in this world, like Esperanto. #

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11:38 had backyard productivity called on account of rain this past weekend. #

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14:53 read about bird poop to kindergarteners, disillusioned some high school students, and then ate free pizza. His work here is done. #

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16:17 is status quo. #

16:59 ‘s son called out Eric Carle: The Very Hungry Caterpillar uses a CHRYSALIS to turn into a butterfly… cocoons are for moths. #

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