Electricrocket…

11:40 doesn’t internet much when he’s SAHDing. #

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13:15 is out of warranty. #

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12:45 would like to warn everyone within 500 miles of atlanta that his daughter is painting, and you are in the splatter zone. #

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21:52 is pretty sure these animal crackers are not made from real animals. Total. Rip. Off. #

10:37 is home with BronchitisGirl, who for some reason never was invited into the Justice League. #

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Electricrocket…

17:22 will give you a sack of okra, if you steal the stolen girl. #

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09:10 gets his daughter to sleep by putting on music and telling her if she listens quietly, they might sing the word “poop”. They never do. #

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