So I glanced at the cover of the Wall Street Journal in our breakroom just now, and there’s an article about a many named Orlando Soto who loves to get SPAM. He opens every single piece he gets and often buys stuff because of it, or visits casinos advertised by it, or whatever.

So, basically the article described him as a sample of why SPAM continues, because people like him like it.

And, I thought, is the WSJ trying to get this man killed?