There is 150 feet of 1″ manila rope in a box in our entry way, a slingshot in the basement, a roll of yellow poly twine on our kitchen counter, and a heavy bolt or nut somewhere on the premises.
There are two size #3 soccer balls in a bag in the entry way.
In the basement, there are a number of unused toys stored in shelves in the back room.
In the back of a small theater in Little 5 Points, there is a play-board with one more show left in it.
In the backyard, there are a number of left-over fence stakes still staked in the ground.
There are squeaky doors leading to the bedrooms of children, and a can of WD40 in the garage.
These material items form a map of my weekend to come.
You may wish to try Astroglide rather than the WD-40, especially if male contraceptives come into play anywhere.
I may, given the age of the kids, but I never had a board or tire. You build up more upper-body strength without.
C’mon, WD-40 is good for everything.
Give it up. You’ll never catch the road runner.
*snort*
Good luck with the tree swing. Don’t you need a two foot board or a tire?
Off-topic, FYI:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anathem
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Huzzah!