An Open Letter

An Open Letter to the People Who Are Missing This Puppy That Is In Our House,

Please, for the love of Dog, come get your puppy.

He is very cute and possibly housebroken, but he is trying to eat my daughter.

Also, he sits on her toddler couch, which is completely unacceptable to her.

Kind Regards,
ElectricRocket

One thought on “An Open Letter

  1. No signs have been posted yet. Off to see if “He Who Shall Not Be Named, Especially If That Name Is Sammy,” is chipped.

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