I was walking by a coworker’s cube, not having said anything, when this coworker calls my name from behind her closed door.
How did she know it was me walking by her cube? She claims she can identify me by the particular rhythm of my footsteps.
There are 2 or three people whom she claims to be able to do this with.
Which means I walk weird. Apparently.
Back when I worked in an office I could identify most of my cow orkers by the sound of their footsteps.
Well, sure. Cow Orkers are easy to identify by the sound of their hooves. Even I can do that.
I love the old “Walk this way” gag.
I prefer the song by Aerosmith.
Pretty much anyone whose known me for more than a few days knows the sound of my clomping down the hallway.
You totally need to get yourself some de-clompified shoes.
I have actually paid to get soft soles put on my shoes so that people wouldn’t hear me quite so much. The soles are about $35 a pair!
Marshmallows are a couple bucks.
But then people will know you’re coming because of the ants.
Is she a blind defense attorney from hell’s kitchen who at night secretly dresses up as the Daredevil and takes back the night from the vermin who think they walk with impunity? Cause that would explain it.
I’ll ask.
She could also be tactfully avoiding addressing a delicate matter. There are other senses that can identify a person. How’s your hygiene?
Deodorant is for fascists, man.
Ditto toothpaste.
wait wait wait other than the footstep oddity i think we are all missing someting here…. her cube has a door? where does one get one of these super deluxe swankified doored cubes to work in?
Dude, our cubes have 7 foot walls and doors that lock. I am livin’ it up.
WHOA super double plus luxury cube!!!!!!
I can tell who is coming down the stairs at work…and also who is opening the door to the GreenRoom.
Actors know how to make an entrance.