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13:38 has heard good things about you. #

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16:41 can, at times, be given little heart attacks by hearing the phrase “I think your math is wrong.” #

16:52 put Sesame Street into his GPS, but it couldn’t tell him how to get there. So, after 40 years, we’re still asking the question. Apparently. #

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21:44 is concerned little girl is not ever going to sleep now that OMG MOM IS HOME! #

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21:38 is chopped liver. #

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06:54 shouldn’t be put in charge of the Scholastic Book order. Fox/Hen house. #

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15:21 ‘s son wants to be the kind of scientist that “doesn’t use math, you know, like an astronomer.” Next up: harsh reality. #

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12:43 finds that his ability to transcribe Spanish rock lyrics is as laughable as his ability to transcribe English ones. #

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16:04 knows about the secret stash of candy in the basement, but is turning a blind eye. Today. #

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10:35 ‘s son is playing the Ghostbusters theme song over and over on YouTube. It seems no paternity test will be needed. #

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21:18 ‘s daughter says, “Hey Wicked Witch, watch out! I’m cute and smart.” #

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