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13:15 is out of warranty. #
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12:45 would like to warn everyone within 500 miles of atlanta that his daughter is painting, and you are in the splatter zone. #
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21:52 is pretty sure these animal crackers are not made from real animals. Total. Rip. Off. #
10:37 is home with BronchitisGirl, who for some reason never was invited into the Justice League. #
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17:22 will give you a sack of okra, if you steal the stolen girl. #
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09:10 gets his daughter to sleep by putting on music and telling her if she listens quietly, they might sing the word “poop”. They never do. #
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08:51 ‘s son brought his old elephant joke book from the 1970’s to school, so his popularity is now assured. #
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11:23 has his son’s Cars(tm) lunchbox today. Ladies, try not to swoon. #
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10:58 loves both regular rain and the kind with meatballs. #
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09:06 can only describe an oreo stacking competition amongst a hundred elementary school boys as a “frenzy”. #
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