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Cheney’s Got a Gun

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I don’t normally feel Jay Leno’s worth quoting, but…

I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he
screamed, ‘Anyone else want to call domestic wire tapping illegal?’

Ha!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/14/cheney.jokes.ap/index.html

Whiggin’ out

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So it says here that the Whig party was formed in response to the overreaching executive policies of President Andrew Jackson.

Seems they felt the prez was gettin’ a might uppity, doing things that maybe he wasn’t authorized to do, such as taking deposits from the Bank of the United States without the consent of congress.

Who’s up for a Whig rally?

This time they probably won’t fall apart due to internal squabbling on the question of slavery. I think that question’s probably been pretty well answered now (It’s bad.)

Anti-Matter

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After the TheaterSports show tonight, told me that there was an audience member named Lucas Ryan in the audience.

I think I’ve heard of a Lucas Ryan in a local improv troupe, maybe one of the college ones. A quick google search…

, do you recognize this man?


Lucas Ryan, Basement Theatre, Atlanta

It’s important that I know of his whereabouts, because if we ever touched, we might explode and take the universe with us.

An audience for every movie

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On the flight back from Phoenix, the movie was Dreamer, a movie
starring Dakota Fanning about a horse.

It was a mediocre movie (based on a true story), full of mediocre writing
and cliche moments. Towards the end, I’m thinking who would ever think
this was a good idea for a movie?. Of course, at the end, the
underdog horse wins the big race. Right when Dreamer crosses the finish
line, the woman in the seat across the aisle starts clapping.

She’s the only one clapping. And she doesn’t stop. Clearly, she’s been
moved by this predictable mediocre fare.

I guess some people just like horse movies.