is a little short to be a stor…

is a little short to be a stormtrooper.

doesn’t use the phrase “sweet …

doesn’t use the phrase “sweet lightning” often enough, which is to say, at all.

This relates to a Girl Genius comic, where one of the characters exclaims “Sweet Lightning!”

That’s a good phrase.

is absolutely not sore after waterskiing for the first time in 7 years. Not. A. Bit.

If you look up Tuesday in the online Spanish-English dictionary, it says “see also Saturday”. I *wish*, Spanish-English Dictionary, I wish.

needs to stock up on six-sided die, thanks to Scout “Wild Thing” Lucas and her hardcore die rolling style.

Scout taught me today that there are 4 types of music: “Rock and Roll is Boring”, “Crazy is Happy”, “Proud” and “Medium”. So now I know.

Attn makers of weekly planners: Saturday/Sunday have 24 hours in them, too. Stop giving them half space.

My son has absolutely no moral compass concerning the subject of stealing cookies.

upgraded his lunch to AAA. Mmmm… Kettle Chips.

finally located and terminated the backyard yellow jacket nest. Plan to mount their little heads on toothpicks as a warning to others.