Would be very, very drunk right now if this were a corporatespeak drinking game.

is totally *not* getting his “Noises Off” on tonight at Georgia Shakes, due to an acute lack of babysitter.

is totally getting his “Noises Off” on tonight at Georgia Shakes. You don’t have to be jealous, you can go, too.

didn’t particularly need or deserve that ice cream, but went ahead and had it anyway.

Okay, so *August* is going to be interesting. July has been downgraded to angst-inducing, with a chance of late thundershowers.

had fun storming the castle.

Never tell me the odds.

Virginia is for lovers… of traffic.

would drive 421 miles and he would drive 421 more, just to be the man who drove 842 miles just to fall down at the Pasalano’s door.