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Category Archives: Family
My child beat up your honor st…
My child beat up your honor student. Metaphorically. With his awesome grades.
It’s like a hole, but it sinks
My Nephew J___… well, let’s call him HockeyBoy, because anyone who lives with us for 6 weeks deserves a full fledged nickname in my journal, is staying with us for 6 weeks. He’s about halfway through his tenure while he is slave labor interns for Georgia Shakespeare.
HockeyBoy is largely reputed to be a typical slacker teenage, and he is more or less about what I was at that age, which I assumed included being oblivious to current events.
Yesterday afternoon, we were talking about the smallish sinkhole that has opened up on the street in front of our house.
HB: It’s not as bad as that sinkhole in Guatemala a couple months ago. Did you see that?
Me: No, I don’t think I did.
HB: You didn’t? (pulls a picture up on his laptop). How could you not have heard about this?
Me: Uh… I don’t know. Maybe I didn’t check the news that day?
HB: Seriously? This was big news. I can’t believe you missed it. Don’t you read CNN.com or anything like that?
Me: Well, sure, uh, sometimes. I listen to NPR some mornings.
HB: Geez. That’s weak.
Me: So… you read cnn.com regularly?
HB: Nah. I had to do a current events report.
Trophy Kid
S: Dad, I need to change my pajamas, I got milk on them.
Me: Okay. Go ahead.
S: But I can’t walk.
Me: Why not?
S: Because I’m pretending I’m a trophy.
Trivia
Ryan is writing trivia questions for a 6 year old. Suggestions appreciated. (Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:19:39 GMT)
Shakespeare & Webcómics & Caterpillars
Have you checked out the 2009 Season Brochure from Georgia Shakes? You should. It’s big silly fun.
http://r.b5z.net/i/u/10018103/i/2009%20Season%20Brochure.pdf
You should also buy tickets to their shows (and the other theaters around town, while you’re at it), but that goes without saying.
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In the continuing effort to acquire fluency in Spanish, I’ve been searching for good spanish language webcomics as documented in my other LiveJournal, coheteelectrico.
SENI (or Sergio En Internet) has much the same feel as Questionable Content. Twenty-something angst and pop culture references in reasonably-decently drawn cartoon form.
El Maizo is a fairly young fantasy-style strip, which makes it a bit more complicated to read in a foreign language. I can spend 15 minutes trying to find what a word means, later realizing that it’s probably a made-up word specific to the universe of the comic. Like trying to find a definition of Ewok. I like the art of the strip and so I’ll keep reading.
My favorite thus far is El Bulbo, the adventures of a superhero lightbulb. His true calling is to fight monstruos gigantes, but he is often called upon to fight bad-guys who aren’t so bad, such as the Middle-Class Avenger (Clasemediero Vengador), who breaks into banks and forces the tellers at gunpoint to give good customer service.
As a result of attempting to read a superhero comic in Spanish, I’ve had to pick up a lot of action-hero related words:
dejar – to leave, as in ¡déjamelo a mí! or Leave it to me!
explotar – to explode
tirar – to throw, kick, knock over
vencer – to defeat, overcome, beat
soltar – to let go of, release
golpe – blow, kick, bump/collision
mentir – to lie
cumplir – to carry out, perform
sacar – to take out
enejo – anger
bala – bullet
bronca – trouble
That last one I tried to use in class, and my teacher admonished me not to use it. She couldn’t give me the specific connotations of what it means, but just that it was sort of like gang trouble, or a gang fight, or something like that.
I still haven’t found the Spanish equivalent of Scary Go Round or Girl Genius, arguably the best webcomics out there. I guess that’s asking too much.
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When my son calls me up all excited that he has caught another caterpillar AND he got to pet a duck today, I remember that’s why I’m in this cube 8 hours a day and not bumming around living in a yurt on a beach somewhere, and all is right with the world.
Four Against One
I’m alone in the house with two five year olds and two two year olds. So far, I’m winning.
The girls are drawing with crayons quietly, the boys are downstairs wrestling loudly.
Occasionally, I have to stick my head downstairs and tell the boys to not wrestle on the stairs, or stop throwing knives, or to keep the open flame to a minimum.
L_ drew a little bit on Scout’s paper.
Scout: Daddy, L_ drew on my paper!
Me: She’s helping you!
Scout: Oh. (beat) Thank you, L_.
That never happens with boys.
An Open Letter
An Open Letter to the People Who Are Missing This Puppy That Is In Our House,
Please, for the love of Dog, come get your puppy.
He is very cute and possibly housebroken, but he is trying to eat my daughter.
Also, he sits on her toddler couch, which is completely unacceptable to her.
Kind Regards,
ElectricRocket
Strange and Unusual Children
Scout just walked through the room, backwards, yelling “Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooa!”
The she stopped, cracked herself up, and walked away.