Stolen from jsaint, who should never date me.

The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you’re their man. You’re sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you’re experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you’re classic “marrying material,” a prize in the eyes of many.

It’s possible that behind it all, you’re a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you’re fundamentally sex-driven. You’re a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you’re like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid – Free Online Dating.

Cheney’s Got a Gun

I don’t normally feel Jay Leno’s worth quoting, but…

I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he
screamed, ‘Anyone else want to call domestic wire tapping illegal?’

Ha!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/14/cheney.jokes.ap/index.html

Whiggin’ out

So it says here that the Whig party was formed in response to the overreaching executive policies of President Andrew Jackson.

Seems they felt the prez was gettin’ a might uppity, doing things that maybe he wasn’t authorized to do, such as taking deposits from the Bank of the United States without the consent of congress.

Who’s up for a Whig rally?

This time they probably won’t fall apart due to internal squabbling on the question of slavery. I think that question’s probably been pretty well answered now (It’s bad.)

Book Log – Paypal Hacks

Paypal Hacks: 100 Industrial-Strength Tips & Tools by Shannon
Sofield, Dave Nielson & Dave Burchell.

Everything from how to set up a basic personal account to advanced web API
techniques. It’s an acceptable overview with tips, and I’m surprised by
how simple it is to implement Paypal for various things. I guess I should
have guessed, considering it’s popularity.

Historically, I’ve found Paypal hard to work with for various reasons (I
don’t use it often enough to keep an account funded or remember
passwords… things like that), but the example of using Paypal to pay a
coworker for your share of lunch has inspired me to revisit the service.

Now, I’m ready to take over the world.

Book Log – Bull!

BULL! A History of the Boom, 1982-1999 by Maggie Mahar

This was a great book, at least for an investing geek like me. Charlie
Munger (2nd in command at Berkshire Hathaway) emphatically recommended
this book back when it came out in 2003. A real in-depth look at the
insanity.

For instance, consider the position of mutual fund managers in 1998. They
are judged by their returns, relative to an index like the S&P 500.
They’re looking at the prices the market is giving companies like Cisco
and Amazon and saying to themselves “this doesn’t make sense.” But they
can’t not buy them. Because even though the rise of the prices is
insane, if they don’t meet or beat that insane rise, they’ll get canned.
If they buy into sensibly priced stocks, which are few and far between,
and they “only” get something like 15% annual return while the Ciscos and
Amazons return 100%, they’ll get canned. On the flip side, if they buy
the stocks that everyone else is buying, like Amazon and Cisco, and then
the whole market tanks, especially Amazon and Cisco, they won’t get
canned, because the index tanked, and hey, everybody was fooled anyway,
right?

So, the ramp up to the 1998-2001 crash slowly weeded out fund managers who
kept their integrity and bought what made sense for their clients instead
of their career. The dark side of Natural Selection: the remaining herd
were well adapted for the environment that selected them (the bull
market), but when that environment changed… extinction of their client’s
dollars.

A very informative read.