An Unimportant Thing I’m Wondering About.

Are there more bumper stickers on cars now then there were in recent previous decades?

I remember, as a child, complaining to my dad that there were all these cool bumper stickers available (“I’m going crazy, want to come along?”), and we didn’t have a single one on our cars. To date, my parents have never had a bumper sticker on any of their cars.

But I also seem to remember that bumper stickers were rare things. I may be wrong.

Somebody do a survey, okay? I’ll be here when you’re done.

11 thoughts on “An Unimportant Thing I’m Wondering About.”

  1. I think there are more bumper stickers these days. I want to be that person who just plasters her car with them, but I just can’t do it. Instead, I ooch up on those who can and squint at theirs.

  2. Modified

    I have wanted for years to get a bunch of stickers in various sizes that just have the name “Elvis” on them. Then I want to sneak up to others people’s cars and add the “Elvis” over select words on their bumper stickers.

    Got Milk (or Jesus) becomes Got Elvis

    Bush/Cheney 2004 becomes Bush/Elvis 2004

    My child is an Elvis…

    Elvis is coming, look busy.

    CAUTION! I can go from 0 to Elvis in 2.5 seconds

    Elvis is Coming and is she PISSED

    Elvis is my Copilot

    Elvis was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him

    If we call it Elvis season why can’t we shoot them?

    Elvis loves you.

    My other car is an Elvis.

    It works for almost everything.

    I know I would entertain myself if no one else. And I suspect if I matched size and color it could go weeks before the change was detected.

  3. I can’t get him to actually do it…

    …though I’ve been trying for years.

    He’s smart enough to come up with great ideas, but not mean enough to follow through.

    And I’m not mean enough to do it for him….

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