There was an interview with Rod, the gay character from Broadway’s Avenue Q, on NPR this morning.
He was crying discrimination because the GOP convention organizers were not offering discounts to Avenue Q, which, according to the Tonys, was the Best Book, Best Score and Best Musical of 2004.
Rod: “I guess they can’t handle naked puppet-on-puppet action.”
The interviewer reminded Rod that they had gotten discounts to see another show with naked puppets, The Lion King.
Rod: “What?! That’s it. I’m calling Dick Cheney. Dick! Get ready, ’cause I’m calling you!”
Heh, heh, heh.
Can you do it?
Ok, here is the situation. An alien visitor has come down to earth and asked you to describe the fundemental difference between a sock puppet and a condom. Can you do it?
Re: Can you do it?
That’s easy. Sock puppets help prevent the spread of sexually transmitted diseases.
It sucks to be him.