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Woo-hoo! Who wants to buy me?

Posted on November 15, 2004 by electricrocket

I’m worth $3,097,393.60! How much are you worth?

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Last reply was November 16, 2004
  1. terracinque
    View November 15, 2004

    $2,398,770.43. But I really don’t see what my interest or non-interest in porn or how often I masturbate have to do with my worth.

    • electricrocketreplied:
      View November 15, 2004

      Oh, it has everything to do with it because… um. Well, there’s…

      Er.

      Okay, it may not be the most accurate test.

    • dtpattilloreplied:
      View November 15, 2004

      For that matter I fail to see where who i sleep with applies to it either unless we are talking about population growth here and then perhaps I have a leg up. I’m not causing over populating here.

      • galbinus_caelireplied:
        View November 15, 2004

        I think that is exactly it. Breeding potential is an important characteristic for livestock. If your brood mare and your stallion are both gay, you are not going to get a lot of colts and fillies.

        • dtpattilloreplied:
          View November 15, 2004

          I still kind of resent the being less worth while according to whoever made this thing because im gay. still i see your point although i still think i have one about population controll.

          • galbinus_caelireplied:
            View November 15, 2004

            Just looking at it like an investor. If I am purchasing a herd of human beings, perhaps for food, or ornamental value, if I am a long term investor, I would like my herd to increase. I mean those little humans are worth almost $2,000,000 at age ten.

            I suppose if I am purchasing these humans for personal use, unless I were using them for sexual purposes, preference would be unimportant. I mean if I am going to eat them, what difference does it make. Do gay people taste better?

          • dtpattilloreplied:
            View November 16, 2004

            I dont konw we exercise a lot so i cant say we are tender like veal on the other hand we do use a lot of lotion so maybe that covers it. Ofcourse by we I am making generalizations aobut society.

  2. elemess
    View November 15, 2004

    $2.8 million. Maybe I should use a couple of million on a bigger penis.

    • electricrocketreplied:
      View November 15, 2004

      A couple of million would buy you a prohibitively large penis, I’d wager.

      • galbinus_caelireplied:
        View November 15, 2004

        Don’t they charge on a logarithmatic scale based on percentage increase from current dimensions?

        • electricrocketreplied:
          View November 15, 2004

          I’m sure I wouldn’t know.

          🙂

          • galbinus_caelireplied:
            View November 15, 2004

            Didn’t find your slide rule next to the checkbook? Or were you just calculating compound interest?

      • elemessreplied:
        View November 15, 2004

        There’s such a thing as a “prohibitively” large penis? I guess I’d have to get custom-made jeans, but that’s hardly prohibitive.

  3. baldsug
    View November 15, 2004

    $3.1M but let’s face it, a bottle of dewars and a nice steak and I’m anybody’s.

  4. jopaxton
    View November 15, 2004

    sexism!!

    I’m worth $1,793,023.98! How much are you worth?

  5. steakums
    View November 16, 2004

    This just makes me feel silly….

    I’m worth $2,466,517.82! How much are you worth?

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