H20 Posted on February 24, 2005 by electricrocket Yeah, yeah, but what about the canals? http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2005/02/22/mars/index.html
This is also good, because it means the first people on Mars won’t have to trek to the Poles to get their drinking water.
Right! This way they can ride the canals to the Poles to get their drinking water!
Retard. The water will be right there, so they won’t have to ride the nonexistent canals anywhere.
Stop picking on the Poles! We are good people for the most part.
Gotcher Poles right here, buddy.
Dude! Didn’t you read the article? That water is covered in dust!
I’m not drinking that crud!
Hey, if we have the technology to make chattahoochee river water pourable and mostly transparent, I think we can handle it.
But the real problem is that its all frozen solid. You would need quite a bit of bourbon to pour over that.