We’re moving from Lotus Notes to Outlook 2003 here at work today.

My computer has been archiving Lotus emails for something like 2 hours now. The IT people are appalled that I don’t delete email.

IT Guy: (looking at the ongoing archive) Ah, well that’s the sent box. People rarely delete anything in their sent box, so it usually takes
a while to do the archiving.
Me: I never delete anything. In any box.
IT Guy: What?
Me: I have a bad memory, so I never delete anything in case I need to go back and remember what was going on.
IT Guy: (stares in horrified silence)
Me: So this might take a while, huh?
IT Guy: (more horrified silence)
Me: Okay.
IT Guy: (dies)

In other news, today’s conspiracy theory:

: By the same token, I’ll have one extra trivia game this month.
: December has five Thursdays, not four.
: Such inconsistency. Those dweebs who invented the calendar have got something comin’ to them.
: It isn’t their fault the Earth’s orbit is 365 1/4 days long.
: Yes it is.
: They don’t control angular momentum.
: You know this?
: Did you ASK them?
: Well…uh…
: I mean, people don’t…
: Okay, no. I haven’t asked them.
: I’m beginning to think you may be involved as well, seeing as you’re so hot to defend them.
: I have a list of 49 card carrying angular momentum controllers… and you may be on it.
: :-S