The problem with the Monster Energy Drink that Dad’s sells, aside from the apalling taste, is that I can’t find the precise amount to drink that gives me the boost I need to get through a 10:30pm improv show, but not keep me wide awake until 1:30am.
*taps fingers*
So… how is everyone?
*crickets*
From what I’ve observed it is definitely a complicated balance to achieve. The quantitative effect of most energy drinks actually grows exponentially AND sporadically with increased volume. The only way to get control of the measurements is manual titration. The primary reagent of choice is usually Grey goose vodka but it too is difficult to measure directly. Overemployment of GGV usually requires introduction of additional reagents such as espresson, inhalation of aerosols, or the more prevalent introduction of Cocaine. This usually results in increased production of adrenalin and lactic acid from dancing or bad sex which is then introduced into the mixture throwing the balance further from the desired endpoint. GGV levels tend to be increased heavily at this point and the experiment results cease to prove quantifiable from this point on and apparently must be attempted again the next evening. Repeated experiments over a 2 to 3 year period usually end in depression and death.
Perhaps next time a nice pepsi? (Brought to you by Pepsico)
You could just start using speed and cut the pills into the size you need.