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If you visit their site, be careful. You can almost get ordained by accident if you’re not cautious. It’s just a few clicks away.
I’m kind of disappointed… I had heard you could pick your title, and I was hoping to be ordained as a Jedi Master or something like that. Perhaps that’s a different church.
I had a list of options:
Jedi Master
Captain G_d
Soul Man
His Holy Monkeyness
Chaotic-Neutral Cleric
But Reverend’s okay, too.
I opt for His Holy Monkeyness then you can branch off start your own religion and declare yourself the silver back
You can pick your title. The cost is now $10. I don’t know if you can enter your own title or if you have to pick from their list.
Here’s the link:
http://www.ulc.org/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=28&products_id=65
Oooh ooh! I like “Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality”. At only $10, that’s a steal.
I believe I would choose “The Very Esteemed”. I think if you were called “The Very Esteemed”, then companies would have to give you good customer service.
Unless they want to be smote by my diety.
Think of the amount of confidence one would have to deem his or herself as “Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality”.
I’ll just take Wizard, thank you.
just off the cuff how much is it to be god???
oh lord i could be god i would remove th power of spech from george bush right now he is babbling about something or other that he thinks he understands he just described the U/S. as a democracy. i guess he didnt take government in college(or more likely he doesnt remember it) so he doesn’t know that teh U.S. is not a democracy it is a republic. oh well
Oooh, Oooh! Monsignor Martyr for me!