Tonight, in TheatreSports, the opposing team beat us 74 to 36.

Sure, they played a better game than we did, but I believe the real reason is that they named their team “The Don Nappy-Haired Hos”.

They even held a moment of silence for Don Ho (though not for Imus).

I mean… really. Who can compete with a double super-relevant pop culture reference pun?

Not us, I tell you… not Team Nostrildamus.