Did you know you can rent a Bobcat1 for around $150/day? And you don’t need to go to Bobcat school or anything to do so?
You can. And you don’t.
This information will figure prominently in my near future.
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1 The machinery, not the animal.
I do know that. And I know that there’s a Bobcat rental place about a mile from my house.
Did you further know that people inexperienced in the use of heavy equipment lose fingers, limbs, and eyes everyday while doing their own bobcatting? That’s why that clause is in your insurance, though, so you should be okay.
Are you sure you’re not thinking of the animal? ‘Cause those are dangerous, no doubt. Claws and teeth and whatnot.
Regardless, I have a designated seat in the emergency room at this point anyway.
Once the limb is gone, it’s not so much an emergency as it is a reason to call you Stump.
One day we’ll talk about the joys of growing up in a rural area.
That is not something I needed to know. Really I didn’t. Hmmmmmmm…..
Oh dear. 8(
Just make sure you don’t clear the remaining construction.
True, dat.
Are they street legal?
Anything’s legal if you don’t get caught.
Have you been listening to the Traveling Wilburys?